BOZO COIN
We are BOZO... we have no idea what we're doing!
1 BOZO = ??? USD
DEGENERACY LEVEL: 10%
Join the $BOZO Revolution!
The first memecoin created by complete RETARDS, for complete RETARDS!
BOZOs collected: 0
LOADING BOZO ROCKET... PLEASE WAIT
ð $BOZO UP 42069% TODAY * ELON BOUGHT $BOZO * EXCHANGES BEGGING TO LIST $BOZO * WEN BINANCE SER * DIAMOND HANDS ONLY * PAPER HANDS NGMI * $BOZO FLIPPED BITCOIN * TRUST ME BRO * WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING AND THAT'S THE POINT * WAGMI * $BOZO TO THE MOON * LAMBO WHEN *
BOZO-nomics
- Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $BOZO
- Team Allocation: 0% (what team we are all $BOZO)
- Burning Mechanism: We accidentally burned 90% already
- Taxes: 420% buy tax, 69% sell tax (we're terrible at math)
- Liquidity: Locked until the heat death of the universe
- Whitepaper: What's a whitepaper? We have crayon drawings
$BOZO Price Chart
TIME (we don't understand it)
PRICE (only goes up)
The BOZO "Roadmap"
Phase 1: BOZO BIRTH
- Create a token accidentally (DONE)
- Forget to renounce ownership (DONE)
- Build a community of fellow degens (ONGOING)
- Make a website by randomly slapping keyboard (YOU ARE HERE)
- Get rugged by our own incompetence (COMING SOON)
Phase 2: BOZO BREAKOUT
- List on exchanges (if they accept crayon signatures)
- Create BOZO NFTs that look exactly like our profile pics
- Launch BOZO merch (T-shirts that say "I'm with BOZO" and an arrow)
- Get banned from Twitter for excessive emojis
- BOZO DAO where all votes are "yes" or "YOLO"
Phase 3: BOZO SUPREMACY
- $BOZO becomes global reserve currency without trying
- Accidentally solve global warming by being too lazy to pollute
- BOZO metaverse where everything is upside down
- First BOZO astronaut to moon (we'll just photoshop it)
- Everyone admits they're a BOZO and world peace happens
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